December 2009
21 posts
The Walrus and the Carpenter - Lewis Caroll
The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright— And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily, Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done— “It’s very rude of him,” she said, “To come and spoil the...
(made up) conversation with my coffee crush
Lolly: (This is how I imagine it would go if I had the courage to start a conversation with my Coffee Crush)
Coffee Crush: Vanilla Latte?
Lolly: Yes please, I haven't seen you for a while, have you been on holiday?
Coffee Crush: Yes, I took some time off to see my wife and kids
Lolly: oh...
THE_REAL_SHAQ Your momma got so much hair on...
Shaq attack. (via lioncub)
